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Lord Muhammed..Err. Voldemort

Lord Muhammed..errr..Voldemort

Much like Harry Potter’s friends Hermione and Ron, who refused to utter the words “Lord Voldemort” out of fear, today we learned that our “leader”, Osaman Bin Biden, has officially removed the tems “Islamic Terrorist” and”Islamic Extremism” from the government’s official “Approved Words To Describe The People That Want To Kill Us” List.

FOXNews.com – Obama Bans Islam, Jihad From National Security Strategy Document

WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama’s advisers will remove religious terms such as “Islamic extremism” from the central document outlining the U.S. national security strategy and will use the rewritten document to emphasize that the United States does not view Muslim nations through the lens of terror, counterterrorism officials said.

The change is a significant shift in the National Security Strategy, a document that previously outlined the Bush Doctrine of preventative war and currently states: “The struggle against militant Islamic radicalism is the great ideological conflict of the early years of the 21st century.”

Part of me wants to scream “Chicken!” at him, hoping to raise his ire like Mary McFly, but we all know that won’t work. Obama, like other radical Muslims, is very much sypathetic to the cause.

Yes, that cause:

Boom Baby!

Lord Voldemort..errr..Muhammed

“Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war.”

Quran, 9:5

When you become afraid of the word itself, there’s no possible way to win. So Obama is 0 for 2 two on National Security issues this week.

Way. To. Go.

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What makes me laugh?

Hypocrites.

You see, when a Christian knocks on someone’s door, and wants to talk to them about God, and how His son, Jesus Christ, died for our sins, the liberal left goes APE SHIT.

“STOP forcing your morals and ethics on me”, they scream.  “God damn right wing fundamentalists!”, they shout.

But when it’s time for the fascist Hippies and socialists to try to do the same, their pathway is not a Church, but the legislature.  They method of behavior modification isn’t prayer, it’s TAXES:

Study: Small soda taxes don’t dent child obesity – USATODAY.com

The left’s religion is nature. Their temple is the body.Fatty Fat Fat

And they’re knocking because we’re “sinning’.

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In another stellar display of government efficiency, we find out today that more than 70 million vials of the H1N1 vaccine are going to be tossed into the desert, right next to the hundreds of millions of billions Atari 2600 ET cartridges.ET Phone Home

Report: More Than 70 Million Doses of H1N1 Vaccine May Have to Be Discarded – H1N1 – FOXNews.com

And they really think they can manage our health care?

I mean, really?

Really? They can? Better than the pros?

How do they walk with balls that big?

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Wouldn’t this be nice? They rubber stamp whatever the House and President want, so why even have them?

U.S. Government To Save Billions By Cutting Wasteful Senator Program | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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